Photos Of Wild Weddings That Are Too Funny To Ignore
When we think of weddings, we think of a bride in a beautiful white dress, a multi-tiered wedding cake, lots of floral arrangements, exchanging rings as a symbol of forever, and a beautiful ceremony at a classy venue.
We know that all weddings are different and people pick and choose which traditional elements they’d like to include in their special day, but what we didn’t know is that some people choose to have their wedding at a Walmart, or at a gas station, or in front of a dumpster. Keep reading to see some of the trashiest weddings on the internet.
A Dumpster Wedding
This wedding took the term “trashy” to a whole new level. This is literally a wedding in front of a bunch of trash.
Couldn’t they have at least done it in a park or something?
She Wouldn’t Move
The woman sunbathing in this photo isn’t actually a wedding guest. She is just a park-goer who refused to move out of the way while pictures were happening.
I mean, it is a public park.
A Walmart Wedding
This couple decided to get married in the garden section of a Walmart store.
I can’t say that it’s the classiest wedding I’ve ever seen, but hey, if they’re happy I’m happy.
A Pizza Dress
This woman thought that it would be a good idea to wear a dress that looks like a giant pizza to her own wedding.
Sorry to break it to you, but liking pizza is not a personality.
You Get What You Pay For
When you choose your meal at this wedding, you have to be aware of how much money you plan on giving the bride and the groom.
If you can’t afford the lobster, you’re going to have to settle for poached salmon.
Buds For Life
Imagine liking beer so much that you make it a feature at your own wedding.
Budweiser gets some free advertising and everyone has to deal with a cake that looks like this.
A Gas Station Wedding
This couple tried to decorate a gas station to make it wedding-appropriate. Well, it turns out that putting rose petals in a gas station aisle is like putting lipstick on a pig.
It’s still a pig.
A Beer Can Veil
I bet you’ve never seen a veil like this before. I hope you never have to see a veil like this ever again.
Do you think that this marriage is still going strong?
A Full Camo Wedding Dress
What’s the point of going to a wedding if you can’t even see the bride? She’s totally invisible in this camo dress.
Also, why is her dad holding a huge gun?
Rule Number 4,000 Why Kids Shouldn’t Be Invited To Weddings
Not to state the obvious but don’t bring your kids to a wedding. Everybody’s there to have a good time and let loose, nobody wants to be stuck on babysitting duty.
Or in this case, telling the kid not to be so creepy, duty.
When The Queen Showed Up
This woman invited the Queen of England to her wedding just to see what would happen. She didn’t actually expect the queen to show up.
Talk about a show stealer…
Totally Skunked
I can’t tell if that’s just a fake skunk or a skunk that’s actually made out of cake.
Either way, this isn’t the most appetizing wedding cake I’ve ever seen.
No Man Left Behind
One of this groom’s best friends couldn’t attend his wedding because he was overseas serving in the Army.
They decided to bring him to the wedding anyway in the form of a cardboard cutout.
Pulling Faces
Kids always make the best faces in wedding photos. This little girl is no exception.
It looks like a bug flew into her face at the exact moment that the photographer pressed the trigger.
It’s Time For A Nap
This flower girl has a job to do, but she is also very tired and she is barely three years old.
Really, she’s too young to have any time-sensitive tasks to do.
The Old Ball And Chain
This person found a rather offensive wedding cake topper at a wedding supply store.
Aren’t we done with this whole sexist “ball and chain” nonsense? It’s just not a very cool statement piece to have at a wedding.
A Very Funny Joke
This maid of honor looks like she’s out of her element, but at least the bride and groom seem to be finding her speech to be absolutely hilarious.
They can’t stop laughing.
A Bride And Her Many Faces
This bride may have had a little too much to drink at her own wedding. Either that, or she is just a really expressive person.
These photos are way too funny.
A Celebrity Cameo
These two decided to take some wedding photos in the middle of Times Square when Zach Braff walked by and totally photobombed them.
Now this is one for the wedding album…
Is That You, Jason?
This kid who is definitely not Jason Voorhees is just minding his own business at this wedding wearing a very scary hockey mask.
This photo is super haunting. Why is he just sitting by himself?
